So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?

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So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?
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According to Lan Tien, "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result." One might use this as a teaching moment to talk about the safety of one's tally-whacker in the open air, but all we're left wondering is just HOW your jingle-jank can "fall" into an open pipe. These are the mysteries of life, people.

Marriage Counselor Fail

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Marriage Counselor Fail
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Marriage counselor stabbed by husband

"An Ohio woman who helped counsel countless couples experiencing marital discord was found stabbed to death on Monday. Police arrested and charged her husband with the brutal murder."